The Long And Proud History Of MS Paint Porn And Our Mission

	In the days of yore, when the earth was still young, there was 
conceived an evil, inherent in all living things.  The forces of good 
made all efforts to suppress this scourge, but the evil wrath pressed on 
and conquered much of the lands of early earth.  A brave young warrior 
raised his sword to conquer the evil that had oppressed his family and 
all of his village for all of his life.  I killed him and made this 
website.

	The first painting, "Doggy Style Anal Butt Slut," was based on 
this poor hero's mother.  She gave consent, of course...  She took it in 
the ass so well that I hired her for another painting, "Woman Performs 
Banana Insertion On Beach."  Later I cut off her limbs and painted 
"Lesbian Amputees Have Fun With Dildo In Hospital."

	The craze continued to spread across the lands of early earth 
that evil had conquered, bringing joy to all the children and 
grandmothers.  The people championed their valiant pornographer, and he 
bestowed upon them more hardcore pornography.  They were happy.

	In the seven hundred and eightieth year of the second age, the 
all but defeated champions of good rode unto the evil lands and 
challenged the moral implications of MS Paint Porn.  They were led by 
Hepokoski, guildmaster of the Order of Dipshits.  The challengers lay 
siege to the Florida stronghold of MS Paint Porn, the Bitmap Resort 
(later to be converted into Disney World to capture the minds of the 
young for later reclamation).  For many days they foolishly attempted to 
fell the walls of the ancient fortress, but agents of MS Paint Porn 
captured many of their damsels and made paintings of them in unique 
sexual situations.  In the end, the opposing forces were slain, and the 
women of their order became the bitches of MS Paint Porn.

	There came a golden age of MS Paint pornography, when up and 
cumming MS Paint pornographers could be seen in the streets of every 
village and town, painting damsels and gentlement going at it in 
expression of the glory of that age.  Many famous MS Paint Porn paintings 
were made in this age, including the classics "Anti-Gravity Flying Oral 
Sex" and the ubiquitous "Hardcore Bondage Action."

	MSPaintPorn.net has as its goal the restoration of this glorious 
age.  We will not rest until MS Paint Porn is an essential element of 
every youth's education.  MS Paint Porn welcomes you to tell your 
friends, your parents, and your grandmothers.  Spread the glory and shine 
of MS Paint Porn!